1. I am not perfect. I just try really really hard to be and then get really really mad when I'm not.
a. I am working to let this go.
2. I am not a very good list maker. I attempt, but somewhere in the middle forget what I am doing and start writing without one.
a. Maybe this one will be successful. So that I don't have to get mad.
3. I have expectations. They are usually not met.
a. This means that my mother was right.
4. My house is not always clean.
a. If I know someone is coming over, it will be clean. Even if my kids have to be tied to the couch in order for this to be accomplished.
5. I think my lower case a's are supposed to be upper case A's.
a. Maybe I am not a perfectionist, because I'm not going to change it.
6. What if reading this is the best thing you get to do today?
a. Then I hope you have a cookie, just to make up for it.
7. My mind should not be unleashed. I think the list is unleashing it.
a. I'm sorry.
8. My daughter is not potty trained. I don't feel like a failure, yet. I am annoyed with her.
a. Yes, I know. Really I do. Someone will tell me anyway.
9. I love coffee. If I could, I would sit with a book and a GIANT cup of coffee that would never get cold and I would literally never move.
a. This is a fantasy. I'm sorry no one's naked, but I just don't think that way.
10. I like ignoring my children. I am highly skilled at this. I don't even hear when they cry.
a. They're very good at paying me back with a shocking mess.
11. I like knowing secrets. I am very good at keeping them. As long as you are very clear that NO ONE can know. If you tell me 3 people can know it won't feel like a real secret and I will tell everyone.
12. I am able to eat an entire pie.
a. This does not make me sick, just means my pants will be a little tight for a few days.
13. I think I'm awesome. I probably think that you are awesome as well. Unless you suck. In which case no one thinks you're awesome.
14. My New Years Resolution is to eat more chocolate. To watch more TV. and to not move more than 5 minutes a day.
a. Failure is not an option.
15. This is my last one. I am a sappy romantic. Truly, I love the cheesiest, gushy movies ever.
a. My husband does not.
16. Sometimes I lie.
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